How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse!

If you ever live long enough to see a Zombie Apocalypse here are some types!

Get A Good Car!
If you ever ever ever live long enough to see Zombies find a good car. You will need a car that would be able to drive you far places and withhold dead people jumping on it. I would choose a jeep or a hummer!

GUNS !!!!!
Get guns! LOTS! Enough to carry you for a long time. Go raid a Sporting Goods. Like Big Five!
They have guns, get bullets and guns. Like an M-16! It will last a while and they shoot at a good distance.
If guns don't work then get knifes!

Be Strong!
There is a good chance that people will get sick. So if you can find two or three people that can walk around with you just in case you get sick or get bite. They will take care of you properly.

Cardio!
If you are planning on running away from Zombies then you will have to be fast and fit.
Sad to say, but the chuncky people that get tired will go first. Especially because there is more meat.
I'm not saying that you need to run but if you do then your going to have to be fast and strong.

SEAT BELTS!!
If you do get a good car and you are in the run from a Zombie crowd then you will have to buckle up. It may not seem important at the time but if you come to a quick stop or a fast turn then if your buckled then there is a less chance of flying out of the glass.

FOOD!
Keep your house close to a store. So just in case you run out of food you can walk to the store and have your guns handy so you can attack any Zombies on your way over there. Keeping food is good so you won't go hungry or sick.