How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse!

If you ever live long enough to see a Zombie Apocalypse here are some types!

Get A Good Car!
If you ever ever ever live long enough to see Zombies find a good car. You will need a car that would be able to drive you far places and withhold dead people jumping on it. I would choose a jeep or a hummer!

GUNS !!!!!
Get guns! LOTS! Enough to carry you for a long time. Go raid a Sporting Goods. Like Big Five!
They have guns, get bullets and guns. Like an M-16! It will last a while and they shoot at a good distance.
If guns don't work then get knifes!

Be Strong!
There is a good chance that people will get sick. So if you can find two or three people that can walk around with you just in case you get sick or get bite. They will take care of you properly.

Cardio!
If you are planning on running away from Zombies then you will have to be fast and fit.
Sad to say, but the chuncky people that get tired will go first. Especially because there is more meat.
I'm not saying that you need to run but if you do then your going to have to be fast and strong.

SEAT BELTS!!
If you do get a good car and you are in the run from a Zombie crowd then you will have to buckle up. It may not seem important at the time but if you come to a quick stop or a fast turn then if your buckled then there is a less chance of flying out of the glass.

FOOD!
Keep your house close to a store. So just in case you run out of food you can walk to the store and have your guns handy so you can attack any Zombies on your way over there. Keeping food is good so you won't go hungry or sick.

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse



Credit to : Martin Whitmore



If there ever was a zombie apocalypse (which there will probably not be one) I will tell you how you could survive one. You would need weapons and others to help you. Also, find a safe house that you all could fit in. Never go out at night and never go out alone.

Weapons:

To survive the hordes of zombies that come at you, you need weapons. A gun could be handy at fighting them off. Like an assault rifle. Don't be going around hitting a zombie with a inflatable baseball bat you would get at a carnival. Use a real bat. When using the weapon try and hit their brain/head. 

Safe House:

Also, you would need a safe house to stay at most of the time. A place were you could live with food, weapons, and a source of energy. For example, Target or Walmart. They both have energy sources and food. The only thing bad about Target is that they don't have much weapons. Also, while your there you would have to check for survivors and zombies. You will have to board up the doors and make sure no one goes close to them.

Friends or Survivors:

You need to find at least a couple survivors or friends you can trust. They could help you fight the zombies. Also, you would need them so you won't feel alone and scared that something might pop out at you.

Never Go Out At Night:
You never should go out at night during one. You don't want to be out in the dark and a zombie popping out at you and eating your brains. After that the survivors or what ever will worry about you and wonder about you, go outside to look, and probably get eaten to so there will be less humans in the world.


Never Go Out Alone: 
This is as same as the one above but this is where the survivors come in handy. They could get your back while you can be getting Twinkies. While walking down an alley you can have some one to talk to.